One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW
OH MY GOD
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
someone please tell me where this is from!