here come the space cops

battor:

succubustykisses:

One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW

OH MY GOD

succubustykisses:

One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW

OH MY GOD

sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

fieldofbeans:

halfbaked-alchemist:

HI

I am the potoo

I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,

pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

it’s not as easy as it looks

I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

because, according to legend,

I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

I approve of this so much.

sempiternyalll:

someone please tell me where this is from!

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]