May 2013
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why is new leaf not out yet
i am so excited for it you dont even understand
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
echobo:
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
arisaavena:
hiddledbythebatch:
territorialcreep:
rusharound:
atomiccrowbars:
stitchedego:
thebaronofthebells:
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
Liking someone
Liking yourself
this easily became the...
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teal-deer:
copyx:
thatsnotcanon:
i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.
Guys, it’s worse.
The skeleton produces blood.
You have a skeleton inside you right now and the skeleton is BLEEDING ITS SKELETON BLOOD INTO YOUR BODY.
that’s fucking metal as hell
pearls:
pearls:
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
stephaniepepper:
spoiler alert: this show is over-the-top and fabulous
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
obsessivelygalahad:
askbluethorn:
dreamwurks:
hacheload:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
OH...
vriksaserket:
someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...”
– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
metaphorically:
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
solluxx:
paranoidpot8to:
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
grampas:
the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
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pokemon: hurts itself in confusion
me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales
smilingemoticon:
laperspective:
I loved The Great Gatsby before it was trendy…
